I absolutely cannot make this up. You just have to read it, …and get your credit card out. Your wedding gift shopping from here to eternity is now complete.

Full Disclosure: I wrote this one evening way back at the very beginning of The Great Pandemic. Since then, Domino’s did what Domino’s does best and rose to the challenge of the what-do-we-do-now-that-we’re-all-in-lockdown of it all… and expanded on their Wedding Registry page. I’m forever a fan. They didn’t ask me to write this, in fact, nobody did. It was purely an evening of self-entertainment and I giggled all night long.

I just don’t know if I should tell you to order first, and then read. Or read, and then order. Or maybe do both at the same time?

https://www.dominosweddingregistry.com/

T-Shirts. The softest, broken-in cotton that we just can’t part with. We’ve all got ‘em, we all love ‘em, …so what do you do with ‘em? Stitch them together, one memory at a time.

Are you willing to disconnect and leave the neon lights and funnel cakes for awhile?

When was the last time you watched a meteor shower from horizon to horizon in the deep-midnight navy colored sky with not a single watt of ambient light around?

Do you solemnly swear to take your trash with you when you leave?